it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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