can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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