I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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