Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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