i need an iv and a liver transplant
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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