How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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