Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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