okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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