shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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