where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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