I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You can't just leave with hair like that
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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