so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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