Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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