Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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