Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dual....:-)
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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