You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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