Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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