i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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