Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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