So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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