is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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