Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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