She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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