Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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