What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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