last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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