I am in a vortex of obligation.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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