brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Dicks are not precious.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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