I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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