So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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