I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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