i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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