He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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