I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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