apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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