Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ketchup is God's man juice
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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