One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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