She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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