and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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