Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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