fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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