Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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