Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where is the hickey?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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