i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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