I can text with my tongue
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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