Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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