Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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