I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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