it wasn't lemon gatorade
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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