why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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